Best Vehicles in Dude Theft Wars: The Full Ranked Guide
Introduction
Okay, quick answer first since that’s probably why you’re here: Buggy Chiron or Sheepborghini if you want speed, Dude Sports Bike once things get tight and alley-heavy, and honestly a Semi Truck or Monster Truck if you’re the type who’d rather just shrug off a crash than avoid it in the first place. There isn’t really one “best” vehicle. It depends on what you’re doing: racing, fleeing, causing problems on purpose. Let’s go through them.
Quick Answer: Top Vehicles at a Glance
| Rank | Vehicle | Why It’s Worth Using |
| 1 | Buggy Chiron | Fastest thing on the street, not close |
| 2 | Sheepborghini | Almost as fast, actually turns though |
| 3 | Dude Sports Bike | Nothing splits traffic like this |
| 4 | Police Vehicle | Speed and toughness, good chase pick |
| 5 | Poxel Racer (PXL Racer) | Newest speed car in the lineup |
| 6 | Monster Truck | Basically doesn’t care about damage |
| 7 | Semi Truck | Slow. Won’t die though |
Buggy Chiron: Still Nothing Catches It
Straight line, open road, this is your car. The Buggy Chiron is obviously modeled after a real Bugatti Chiron (subtle, right?) and it plays exactly the part you’d expect built to eat highway, not much else. You’ll usually find it parked somewhere in the nicer parts of the map, sometimes at the Car Dealership if you’re lucky. One thing though all that straight-line speed means corners are rough. Don’t take this into downtown traffic expecting it to behave.
Sheepborghini: My Actual Pick
To be honest, this is the option I keep coming back to every time.. Sheepborghini is the game’s Lambo parody, and yeah it gives up a little top speed compared to the Chiron, but the handling makes up for it and then some. For anything that isn’t a straight empty highway which, let’s be real, is most of the game this car just makes more sense. Same deal for finding one: dealership lots, wealthier neighborhoods.
Dude Sports Bike: The City Just Belongs to This Thing
Cars are fine until the street narrows down to nothing. That’s when you want a bike. The Dude Sports Bike splits lanes, cuts through alleys most cars can’t even fit in, gets you to shortcuts that don’t exist for four wheels. Will it beat a Chiron in a drag race? No. Stick both in a tight downtown chase though and the bike’s not even close to losing. Want off-road grip instead of street speed? Grab the regular Motorcycle or the Desert Bike.
Police Vehicle: Built For This Exact Situation
Chasing, being chased, doesn’t matter the Police Vehicle handles both. It’s tougher than your average sports car without really losing much speed for it, which is basically the whole appeal if you’re into cops-and-robbers style free roam. You won’t find this at a dealership though. Check police stations, checkpoints, that sort of area.
Poxel Racer (PXL Racer): Worth Checking Out If You’re Bored of the Old Roster
This one got added later, kind of as an anniversary thing for Poxel Studios. Also goes by PXL Racer if you see it called that elsewhere. If you’ve already run every lap with the older cars a hundred times, this is worth trying newer additions like this sometimes handle just a bit differently than the launch lineup, which keeps things interesting.
Monster Truck: Doesn’t Need to Be Fast
Not fast. Doesn’t try to be. What the Monster Truck does is plow through basically everything obstacles, smaller cars, rough terrain- doesn’t matter, which is exactly the point if wrecking stuff sounds more fun than driving carefully. Bonus: it gets into off-road spots that low-clearance sports cars can’t touch.
Full Comparison Table
| Vehicle | Relative Speed | How to Get It | Best For | Durability |
| Buggy Chiron | Fastest | Found parked in upscale areas / Car Dealership | Racing, straight-line speed | Low |
| Sheepborghini | Very high | Found parked in upscale areas / Car Dealership | All-around sports driving | Low |
| Dude Sports Bike | High | Found on streets, spawns near urban areas | City navigation, tight streets | Low |
| Police Vehicle | High | Found near police stations/checkpoints | Chases, pursuit play | Medium |
| Poxel Racer | High | Spawns as a newer-content vehicle | Speed runs, exploring new content | Low |
| Monster Truck | Medium | Found in open/off-road zones | Off-roading, demolition-style play | High |
| Semi Truck | Low | Found on highways/industrial zones | Blocking roads, hauling, chaos | Very High |
How to Unlock and Get Vehicles in Dude Theft Wars
- Just walk around, honestly. Most vehicles aren’t locked behind some menu; they’re literally parked around the city. Explore a bit, and you’ll run into new ones.
- Check the Car Dealership. Some of the pricier cars can just be bought outright once you’ve got enough in-game cash saved up.
- Auto Service is your friend. Repairs, paint, and nitro upgrades can make a car you already like faster or tougher instead of hunting for a new one every time.
- Go where it makes sense. Cops near stations, big trucks near highways and industrial zones, off-road bikes out toward the desert edges. The map isn’t random about this.
FAQS (Frequently Asked Questions)
Conclusion
Sheepborghini, not the Chiron. I know the Chiron wins on paper it’s faster in a straight line, full stop but that’s not really how most sessions go. Missions, chases, just getting around, none of that happens on a perfectly straight empty road. A car that turns beats a car that’s marginally faster in a vacuum, at least for how I actually play this game.